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A Punch To Your Puss

by Foul Phil

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1.
Playground 02:48
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Verse 1 I hear your were talking, talking bout me, to anyone and everyone that you see Let me tell ya cry baby it'll be alright when I punch you in the mouth till your lips get tight Don't care what you're saying or the reasons why, it'll feel real good giving you a black eye You should know better and have respect, but yo mamma raised you to be a little shit Chorus Yo mamma, Yo daddy, Yo greasy granny got hole in her panties, Got a big behind like Frankenstein. Gonna beat you black and blue so fuck you too! Verse 2 I don't know but I been told that your granny farts dust and her cooch grows mold Your dad jerked off in a flower pot and what came out was a fucking idiot I saw your mamma in the welfare line picking her nose scratching her behind She was on her knees begging and pleading for that welfare cheese. Chorus Bridge Fuck me? Well fuck you too! You're a filthy animal that belongs in a zoo You found out yo mamma's really a guy who was all dressed up in a girl disguise You thought you were cool and super rad until you found out that you got two dads Chorus
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Chubby Chaser 03:08
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Verse JD's got his brains in his balls when he's looking for a fatty down at North Star Mall He scopes out the food court, passes the gap, cause the plus size store is where his hearts at Doesn't like em them skinny, doesn't like em tall, he wants a girl who's shaped like a wrecking ball He only likes the girls who pack a lot of meat when the booty's too thick it's a special treat On the first date he'll put you on a scale and if you don't weigh enough he'll say go to hell If a girls too skinny, that's what he hates, he wants a girl who's got some food on her plate Chorus The pimp Darth Vader, now don't you be no hater, the bitch too skinny he say yo see you later The more the cushion the more the pushing - The fatter she is the more she's cooking He bust out the cake and he bust out the cheddar and he scream out loud the fatter the better Verse You can find that chubby chaser at your local mall when that boy get horny he get blue balls JD gets real funky when he bust a rhyme but if your trunk got no junk you ain't on his mind You can fall in love, but he'll say HELL NO if that scales reads one fiddy or below Chorus
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Halloween Screams! 03:54
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Verse It's All Hallows Eve - All the monsters come out - Have a spook-tacular time That ol' Jack's got his bloody nap sack - Rolling heads off a pumpkin vine You're so boooo-tiful! No bones about it! Bugs & Hisses to you! Come on in, Come in for a bite - Sit for a spell and have some witches brew Chorus Trick or Treat, a corpses feet, give me something sweet to eat A shriveled head, the walking dead, the spirits come out make us scream and shout It's always Halloween - A nightmare it may seem - Listen to all of those Hallo Screams! Verse It's always dark deep inside caged in a flesh bag of bones Deathly silence outside broken by a banshees cries, screams and moans Howling wolves, claws and jaws, gnawing at the mange Lunatics escape their asylum blood thirsty and deranged Chorus Bridge It's All Hallows Eve in a state of decay the witches come out as the clergymen pray Late in October the Autumn leaves fall deep in the cornfield the scarecrow stands tall The ghosts all wake up from their dirt nap to the tune of fluttering vampire bats At the graveyard things get really strange - The corpses crawl out crying for brains! Chorus
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Indoctrination TV 03:32
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Verse Yeah you saw it on the news so you believe every claim If it supports your political party the other sides to blame You never ask questions at all you just repeat everything you saw Don't form your own opinions don't think at all Chorus Monkey see, monkey do, indoctrination TV coming for you You're the boob who believes it's all true - You're the boob on the boob-tube. Verse Keyboard commandos love their favorite puppet all over social media Check your facts on CNN or Fox and learn truthful history on Wikipedia Donate money to the latest cause because you don't have enough taxes to pay Even though the money doesn't go to charity the fat cats get richer everyday Chorus Bridge Flickering images change your state of mind - Don't see it consciously suggestibility - Accepting everything you see no critical thinking - No questioning don't not rationalize -Information resonating unconsciously - Do not question anything! DO NOT THINK! Chorus
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Speed Methyl 03:06
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Verse 1 Wanna get high - high as the sky - don't care if I die Don't want no skank - Wanna do some crank - Moneys in the bank Gotta score crystal - A bump off a pistol - Launched like a missile Gotta get high - high as the sky - don't care if I die Chorus Crystal Meth is all I need gimme gimme gimme speed Gonna snort till my nose Bleeds! Verse 2 Drive in the fast lane - Tweak fucking insane - Blow away my brains Tingle in my balls - Drawing on the wall - Don't care at all A bump every hour - Don't need a shower - I've got the power Looking out the window - Cops drive by slow - No where left to go Chorus Bridge Oh I'm so fucking high I just love you. Let me take another sip. Been awake for 5 days now and I don't even trip Wanna rub it all over my body and taste it on my lips Grindcore Bridge Never sleeping - Always Tweaking - Always speaking Been up for days can't even sleep until I run out of dope and start to freak I just wanna get high, I just wanna get high, I just wanna get high Tossing and turning my insides are burning! I just wanna get high, I just wanna get high, I just wanna get high
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Police Brutality 03:57
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released October 17, 2015

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Born And Raised in Texas. And just trying to make some good drinking songs.

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