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That Bitch
02:58
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Verse
She's not the type of girl most men dream about
Cause If you don't treat her right she'll cut your balls right out
Even if you tied her down to made her your wife
Boy if you're not strong enough she'll probably take your life
Chorus
She's as evil as the devil, man can she get mean
Between the sheets shit a wild fire burning in my dreams
She's as sweet as an angel a girl that's hard to find
And I'm thankful everyday that bitch is mine
Verse
She never live her life in fear she'll fight just like a man
You better make your peace with god when that gun is in her hand
Her kindness is no weakness and the love lights up her eyes
But if the need arises she'll cut you down to size
Chorus
Bridge
There is sunlight shining though the windows of her soul on a rainy day
No matter how dark it gets at night I know her fiery heart will always light my way
Chorus
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2. |
Crazy Is Enough
03:42
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Verse
I don't mind when you get horny
I don't mind when you get stoned
I don't mind when you're still drunk in the morning
From drinking tequila all night long
I don't mind when you get feisty
And everything I do rubs you wrong
And I don't worry about all the headaches or all the problems in the world
Because my love for you is far too strong
Chorus
Maybe some day we'll ride away from here
On a chromed out motorcycle and an endless supply of beer
Maybe we'll sail away across the sea of love
Maybe I'm crazy and crazy is enough
Verse
I don't mind when you get wired
From outlaw country and doing cocaine
I don't worry about burning out and fading away
Because my love for you is here to stay
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I walked out "the Walls" in Huntsville on a warm Texas day
But I'm still doing time in the free world
I made it through many years by the given grace of cigarettes and beer
But I'm still doing time in the free world
Ain't no changing my ways, there ain't no laws that I'll obey
The man can try to keep me down, I hear that bluebird coming 'round
I found out a long time ago that the devil didn't even want my soul
But I'm still doing time in the free world
A 3 time loser told me so ain't no coming back to the world I know
But I'm still doing time in the free world
Talk these chains off of me , I need to be walking free
To feel the grass beneath my feet and the sun shining down
Ain't no changing my ways, there ain't no laws that I'll obey
The man can try to keep me down, I hear that bluebird coming 'round
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Verse
She's really sweet once the booze kicks in
After a few drinks the smooching begins
She gets loaded like a double barrel shotgun
And fires off a round of drunken affection
Chorus
She puts on a show of how she feels for me
Tells everyone we know how our love was made to be
She whispers more sweet nothings than I would of thunk
But she only loves me when she's drunk
Verse
Once she's good and sober the bitching starts again
Nothing I do is good enough I can never win
She bosses me around and treats me like a jerk
She sasses me and rolls her eyes as she smirks
Chorus
Bridge
She's so damn sweet and loving once the booze kicks in
She'll shower me with affection I wish would never end
But I know it won't last long only for tonight
And when we wake tomorrow she'll be ready to fight
Chorus
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5. |
Ninety Nine Bottles
04:53
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Verse
I went on down to the liquor store I spent more than I could afford
It didn't take me long before my money was gone
I drank my whiskey and got drunk again I tell you baby it never ends
Woke up on the floor then I drank a little bit more
Chorus
There's 99 bottles of beer on the wall
It's safe to say I drank them all
There's 99 more scattered across the floor
And before the night ends I'm gonna drink 99 more.
Verse
A beer for breakfast a beer for lunch a few more beers we'll call it lunch
Empty fridge but that's ok I can eat any other day
One day I got tired of drinking all alone I went and called you on the phone
Sorry things got out of hand you found another man
Chorus
Bridge
On the night that you met me you said you'd be mine
On the day that you left me you broke this heart of mine
Baby why can't we go back to the way it was before
I haven't been the same man since you walked out that door
Chorus
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Verse
It's late in the evening and I'm already out of beer
I been drinking since early this morning, but I need drink some more
It killed me inside me inside when we said goodbye - I wanted to die believe me I tried, but you moved on so god damned quickly
It seemed like you lied with your crocodile eyes
Chorus
I don't give a fuck about anything anymore
I've lost all respect for authority
I'm going to live my way I'm going to live free yeah
Verse
And I don't care what anyone thinks
I'm quick with my fists and I'm quick with my drinks
If you're going to hang with me - You better have balls or you won't last at all
Fuck the world for all you out there - middle fingers held high straight in the air
Chorus
Bridge
Chorus
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Intro
Here where are traveling though space and time on a big ball of dirt
Just look into my eyes and you'll see that you're human just like me
Can you please tell me why I'm so alone in such a great big world
Verse
I got bad things to say about all the games people play because I just wasn't made that way
I can't get down with all the bullshit that goin' around all the people acting like clowns
Chorus
Can you really tell me what's goin' on in the world today
Can you tell me why three thousand babies are crying and dying alone
On an operating table discarded like trash from their mother's womb
We're all doomed...
Verse
Somebody told me the other day some kind of shit I don't want to say because to me it wasn't ok
Somebody turned my smile upside down tears on my cheek my face wore a frown
The teardrops falling to the ground
Chorus
Outro
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Foul Phil Texas
Born And Raised in Texas. And just trying to make some good drinking songs.
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