Chubby Chaser

from A Punch To Your Puss by Foul Phil

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Verse
JD's got his brains in his balls when he's looking for a fatty down at North Star Mall
He scopes out the food court, passes the gap, cause the plus size store is where his hearts at
Doesn't like em them skinny, doesn't like em tall, he wants a girl who's shaped like a wrecking ball
He only likes the girls who pack a lot of meat when the booty's too thick it's a special treat
On the first date he'll put you on a scale and if you don't weigh enough he'll say go to hell
If a girls too skinny, that's what he hates, he wants a girl who's got some food on her plate
Chorus
The pimp Darth Vader, now don't you be no hater, the bitch too skinny he say yo see you later
The more the cushion the more the pushing - The fatter she is the more she's cooking
He bust out the cake and he bust out the cheddar and he scream out loud the fatter the better
Verse
You can find that chubby chaser at your local mall when that boy get horny he get blue balls
JD gets real funky when he bust a rhyme but if your trunk got no junk you ain't on his mind
You can fall in love, but he'll say HELL NO if that scales reads one fiddy or below
Chorus

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from A Punch To Your Puss, track released October 17, 2015

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Born And Raised in Texas. And just trying to make some good drinking songs.

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